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LADY GAGA WITHOUT MAKEUP - The truth ain't always pretty.


TAGS: gaga sans makeup
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by Preacher Man

Chopperliscious - November 19, 2009, 11:33 pm
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you, cos I'm BLUFFEN with ma MUFFIN I'm not lying I'm just stunnin with ma love glue gurlin!


BABY SANDWICH - OM NOM NOM


TAGS: baby sandwich on nom
Rating: 2.58/5

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lolman - August 13, 2009, 1:18 am
its funny, but at the same time f***ed up you would even do that to your kid, even for 5 seconds for a ph**o.. theres certain boundaries you shouldnt cross as a parent, this is one of them
BriaHere - June 12, 2009, 1:59 pm
He should not have been allowed to breed
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 25, 2009, 1:03 am
If that's true, then that sandwich is ruined.
Silvermist - February 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
That baby looks pissed!


RED RYDER AR 15 - Thank yooouuuu SANTA!


TAGS: ar15 santa
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by motinet

orcomorco - September 18, 2013, 10:40 pm
What a ripoff santa...huge amount of matience there. Get a Kel-Tec RFB or AK74
GaryO - November 28, 2012, 8:00 pm
It’s an Official-Red-Ryder Carbine-Action-Two-Hundred-Sh**-Range-Model-Daisy-lever-action-with-a-saddle ring-and-leather-th***-on-the-receiver-and-compass-and-sundial-in-the-stock….You’ll blow your head off kid.
Airman - November 28, 2012, 6:53 pm
yes they do.. we have a couple
maoworks2 - November 28, 2012, 2:54 pm
Do They Make B B Guns Like That Now ?
MissPriss - November 28, 2012, 10:35 am
Don't know why...but Mord comes to mind with that one teehee. Hope you didn't lose an eye creating this. Nice....


FAT PEOPLE - Never get between them and their food if you know what's good for you.




BACON LIMERICK ~ - There once was a sandwich with mayo ~ and lettuce and bright red tomato. Though tasty and fine ~ it was missing some swine, with bacon it made me say, “Hey-O!”


TAGS: acon limerick sandwich poem sign
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by marms

demon001 - December 6, 2013, 9:45 pm
If bacon is wrong. I don't want to be right!
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 8:50 am
Mmmmmmm.... bacon.


TELLING HER TO MAKE YOU A SANDWICH - Make sure you can take her first...




JUGGALOS - Passing the axe since 1991.


TAGS: icp insane clown posse juggalo
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by Krysen

agdaniele - March 3, 2009, 12:08 am
Sure thing, Porcelina. I never like to see lines drawn.
Porcelina - March 2, 2009, 8:49 pm
Thank you, AG
agdaniele - March 2, 2009, 8:33 pm
dweezle's insightful argument aside, they are the same as the old-school punkers, and the FSU clan... it's expression and preference... respect that right.
Fatty - February 6, 2009, 2:05 pm
oooo... Someone's got big balls on the internets! I'm scareded!
dweezle - February 6, 2009, 1:47 pm
Come say that **** to my face and get your a** kicked...Don't f*** wit the Juggalos
dweezle - February 6, 2009, 1:47 pm
Come say that **** to my face and get your a** kicked...Don't f*** wit the Juggalos
Porcelina - November 2, 2008, 7:03 pm
Posers, the most over used phrased by insecure 7th graders
Charles Buckett - November 2, 2008, 4:40 pm
Juggalos, biggest posers since cowboys went out of style
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 8:32 pm
Whoop Whoop!
Captain Douchebag - September 29, 2008, 6:21 pm
I blame this one on you, God. The French, I can forgive that..But you really dropped the ball on this one.
God - August 28, 2008, 3:33 pm
hahahaha.. Juggalos. Douchebags.


EX-GIRLFRIEND -




SANTA DELIVERS - Being naughty can get you more than a lump of coal this year.




BACON - Makes a damn fine sandwich


TAGS: bacon sandwich food funny
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by american1459

the dude - December 6, 2009, 3:52 pm
hell yea 5 lions for you brotha!
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 5:43 pm
agreed, needs cheese, 4/5
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 11:52 pm
Needs cheese.
Spangle - October 10, 2009, 11:51 pm
Everytime I see this sammich, I always get a bit of heartburn. It's like, demonic or something.
CANADA - August 13, 2009, 9:10 am
and a little drink to wash it down


MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.




I N S A N I T Y - Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.


TAGS: pinky brain insanity einstein insane
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

CleverUserName - July 31, 2011, 10:07 pm
Including Gold. It works well, but could you imagine how much light bulbs would cost if they were filled with GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!
corneredbadger - July 31, 2011, 9:54 pm
Edison didnt try the SAME thing over and over he tried thousands of different filaments to create the lightbulb
Bob85 - May 26, 2011, 12:34 pm
Genius and insanity are a fun mix.
CleverUserName - May 21, 2011, 10:00 pm
Oh, Edison was looney as a three dollar bill, but was also a genius, a fun combo!
smalltownguy - May 13, 2011, 7:11 pm
Counterpoint, so Edison was insane while trying to make the lightbulb?
440wakeup - May 13, 2011, 6:58 pm
If at first you don't succeed......
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:47 am
Nice pic and text combo, this is a win win.


VEGETARIANS - Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop this senseless violent slaughter


TAGS: vegetarians thousand innicent plants slaughtered
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 27, 2012, 5:25 am
Well everyday I eat about 6 kale leaves, 4 green apples, 1 lemon, a piece of ginger, two cucumbers and two zucchinis. Of course it is all juiced. I also drink 2 protein smoothies also.
banana82 - March 27, 2012, 5:02 am
Well, eating plants is actually the least plant-unfriendly thing you can do. As for meat, the animals you're eating have been fed ten tot fifteen times more vegetable food than you would consume if you just ate plants yourself. Consider that.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:27 pm
nice smile
MPsniper - January 31, 2012, 6:05 pm
ill be ordering the veal
Iconoclast - January 31, 2012, 3:35 pm
Sort of been done #142967


NINJA SANTA - Bringing new meaning to the phrase "You better watch out."


TAGS: ninja santa christmas holidays annihilation
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:30 pm
Ninja Santa lives only for his mission. His is the path of the unseen. If little Billy catches Ninja Santa depositing the package, Ninja Santa must commit Seppuku to erase shame!


I HAVE HAD -


TAGS: knuckle sandwich squirrel
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Airman

knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:32 pm
Hehe I loves it. also some said they loved mad little animals? HII!!
firedog911 - February 18, 2011, 7:45 am
Friggin' love this... makes me smile every time I see it! Great Post!
Kelsey Morrow - February 17, 2011, 3:10 pm
i love little mad animals lol
kam1991 - February 17, 2011, 3:08 pm
aw love it so cute
voodoo3535 - February 16, 2011, 6:48 pm
Great Iron Fist!
Zook - February 16, 2011, 4:11 pm
chuckle


BOBBY SANDS - I can has cheezburger?




FOR SCIENCE!!! - Worth giving up your sanity for.




CARMEN + WALDO - You will NEVER find them!


TAGS: carmen sandiego san diego where s wheres waldo where is world earth on
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by jalford

agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:44 pm
In your case, "Carmen"="wit" and "Waldo"="funny"


REDNECK SANTA - Beer and Lotto tickets for everyone


TAGS: redneck santa
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by dbeatham

culos - December 8, 2010, 2:10 am
Sorry RL you do not have the power to retire me!
Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 10:36 pm

this is the third time in as many days this ph**o has been used....howz about we retire it.


LETTER TO SANTA -


TAGS: christmas santa rudolph warning threat
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by autumnspirit

SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 12:57 am
clever & funny 5L
CANADA - December 16, 2010, 10:40 pm
HA! bad a**!
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 10:35 pm
No problem... just DONT start TALKING LIKE this..OKAY!!!??? LOL
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 10:33 pm
Wow! Ty! 5 hugs your way, all!
motinet - December 16, 2010, 10:18 pm

Shes gonna make the hall of fame on her SECOND try... d***!
spacedog - December 13, 2010, 4:48 pm
Nice one.
forseti - December 13, 2010, 6:20 am
lol
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 6:14 am

why can't all new contributpors be this good. solid 5.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 1:28 am
or 5 lumps of coal
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 1:18 am
Love it 5 naughty marks!


HONESTY - Don't lie to your kids about Santa Claus He lived ... now he's dead ... any questions?




DESPAIR - Knowing that holding on tighter won't keep love from slipping away


TAGS: heart sand love
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

forseti - February 10, 2012, 9:48 am
Hat5 off! ;)
Zetmonk - February 10, 2012, 3:39 am
What they said. The pic just adds the perfect weight to the caption!
LiquidAngel - February 10, 2012, 12:26 am
This is very good 5L well deserved
TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 6:18 pm
A well deserved spot on the front page :) Such a beautiful poster.
mariand - February 9, 2012, 5:40 pm
nice
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 5:02 pm
plus your hands get all d5rty and wet :)
Rick69 - February 9, 2012, 4:54 pm
This is... lovely. Perfect picture + perfect caption = (^_^) + 5L + More love every now and then...


Terrorist Cowards -


TAGS: insane in the membrane
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

GaryO - October 24, 2014, 9:18 pm
BAM!
Reality Lord - October 24, 2014, 9:05 pm

yup


NO MEDICATION FOR STUPIDITY -


TAGS: mental insanity voices bipolar thoughts
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

jig - January 30, 2012, 4:36 pm
Schumann's choice
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:56 am
hey mao, I'll hold her for you, then you'll hold her for me, then we'll both hold her for djr :)
maoworks2 - January 30, 2012, 8:40 am
I'm In !
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:26 am
or the other way r5und... it's not clear, don't you think ? :)


CRAZY MOMS - You better make sure their happy or you could find yourself making friends with a rolling pin.


TAGS: insane crazy nothappy
Rating: 4.14/5

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ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:52 pm
Momma not happy with your English.


BACK IN VIET--- -


TAGS: vietnam war veteran sandwich nom
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Tony

MO - August 20, 2009, 10:08 am
No worries, the clown will take one bite and say.....meh! tastes funny!!! I should be working....my funny is busted...loong night myself..ciao mooooo!! Chow! I could tie that in with the above poster and you getting eaten by a clown..may be a good poster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 10:01 am
I just got home...can't sleep....the clown'll eat me.
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:57 am
I'm at work.....logged on yesterday...the aliases are from my early timmy days when I didn't know from what's what...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:54 am
Hey it's G.I Mo. How's tricks?....and wazzup with the alias collection?
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:53 am
Frickin prime example of an.... AMSOME POSTER!!!! I like it! I like it alot!! 5+++++++


INSANITY -


TAGS: insane calendar topic crazy monkey
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by caveman

GaryO - March 21, 2012, 9:45 am
Oh, Geez, carebear, ‘don’t tell the pancakes’... I gotta share that in my planning meeting today. Can’t stop LOLing……….
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 20, 2012, 11:38 am
So I'm the only one this makes complete sense to . . .
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:26 am
LOL² Posters like this is the reason I love this place so. Another (cave) creation for the archives
Greeny - March 20, 2012, 6:09 am
lol


OR YOUR CATS -


TAGS: voices crazy sleep insanity night
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

djrcreative - January 17, 2012, 3:10 pm
Mine's like a popcorn popper, hence my Obsession poster. Just asingular voice, though. ;) Eventually it shorts out and stops functioning.
hermit57 - January 17, 2012, 7:01 am
mine start showing movies!
falloutghoul - January 16, 2012, 6:54 pm
I know how that feels. I have a good train of thought RIGHT when I go to sleep.


INSANITY - You only know where the edge is after you've gone over it.


TAGS: insanity february edge
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

autumnspirit - February 19, 2011, 2:48 am
Be there, done that may times...(but not literally)5 Leaps of faith
agdaniele - February 18, 2011, 11:36 pm
....and thensome. 5L


THE GREAT RECESSION - it's hitting EVERYONE




COLONEL SANDERS - You'll love my fried chicken even if I have to shove it down your throat!


TAGS: chicken colonel sanders humor
Rating: 1.9/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

McTeaglefartsontitjew - November 27, 2008, 10:38 pm
Why is he Asian?
God - November 27, 2008, 10:38 pm
I wanna shove that drumstick into her wet, saggy, fishy cooter.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 8, 2008, 7:17 pm
OMG! That comment brings an unsuspected aspect to this poster I hadn't considered! LOL!
Ch. - August 8, 2008, 6:24 pm
Ooh, for*****!


INSANITY -


TAGS: insane in the brain
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - December 9, 2012, 8:26 am
thanks space... this is from my early days here on motifake.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 9, 2012, 2:24 am
Especially when it disturbs the wrong people at the wrong time. 5
spacedog - September 9, 2011, 6:22 pm
Nice one.


SANOSUKE SAGARA - I think Cloud's Buster sword just got out-bigged...




NIKOLA TESLA WAS REALLY COOL -


TAGS: d*** this guy was insane he developed plans for a death ray and an earthquake machine holy **** i wanna meet this guy too bad he is dead
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

AudioStalker - March 18, 2010, 2:01 pm
Brilliant. 5 Magnetic kittens to this electric poster. (Awesome! :D)
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 3:00 am
Yes, the internet is also a product of one his ideas. Wireless light bulbs and free electricity for everyone, only a real lunatic would be that generous. It's hard to imagine life without this Brilliant man. A/C rules
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:38 pm
LOL!! There was a bit of a shadow there.
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
That, and a way to get rid of Edison.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
So, he needed prozac?
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:22 pm
The dude was a mad scientist after all.
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 8:11 pm
You really are a virgin eh Cpn!
CpnKangaroo - March 9, 2010, 8:01 pm
Tesla is in my top three people i want to meet if they were alive
Derek - March 7, 2010, 3:25 pm
Genius - both him and the poster
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 11:14 am
ArcAttack uses badass Tesla coils.


MAD YOU SAY? - I'm not mad, slightly miffed maybe, but not mad.




CARLOS SANTANA - No matter how hard you practice. Or how good you think you are. You'll NEVER be as awesome as this guy.


TAGS: carlos santana guitar awesome
Rating: 2.79/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2013, 6:24 pm
Carlos Santana, no mate how good of a guitarist he is his songs still suck a*s.
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 10, 2011, 10:22 pm
I rate it lowly because its true


INSANITY -


TAGS: sane insane boring fun hammy
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 12, 2013, 3:14 am
Yes, and it's the only way we get to sit alone in the bus }:-D
Hawamleh - January 21, 2012, 6:48 pm
:D
mariand - January 21, 2012, 6:11 pm
I think, this is crazy...
Hawamleh - January 21, 2012, 7:43 am
why thank you rerun :D
rerun - January 20, 2012, 9:53 pm

truth is spoken


JESUS VS SANTA - There Can Only Be One


TAGS: christmas jesus santa vs
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Jesta531 - January 15, 2012, 11:34 am
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!


INSANITY - Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.


TAGS: insanity expecting results
Rating: 3.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 7:46 pm
Also is trying to reason with an Italian mother. 1+1=3, and that's that. I can say that because I'm Italian/Sicilian.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:14 pm
see also: syn. - noun - motiseedling


COFFEE BREAK - Even on Christmas Eve, you've got to take a break sometime.




VACATION TIME AGAIN - It really gets fun when I finally chew through the straps.




THE FLOAT IS READY - Let the Christmas parade begin


TAGS: redneck santa float
Rating: 3.84/5

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CANADA - December 8, 2009, 12:56 am
EPIC! I should make one!


CUTE INSANE BUNNY - innocent till proven guilty




HIGHSCHOOL - It's a lot more fun when you get to spend arts and crafts painting the walls with zombie brains


TAGS: highschool high school of the dead zombies arts and crafts artscrafts artsandcrafts craft art manga anime
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Walkerofskies

ChillinKillin - November 21, 2010, 6:22 pm
highschool would be even more fun if it had as many up*****s as this show
Walkerofskies - October 6, 2009, 9:57 am
Highschool of the Dead
Lamango - October 6, 2009, 2:56 am
Ok, what manga is this from?


EPIPHANY - Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.




ROLE REVERSAL -


TAGS: men love sandwich couples kitchen
Rating: 4.53/5

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chalkman3 - January 31, 2012, 8:20 pm
ok sorry
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2012, 5:46 pm
I would. But only because the "you're doing it wrong" Jokes have gotten old.....and I mean O.L.D.
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:40 pm
5L's love it, but would you care if i used this then said: Love, Your doing it wrong
djrcreative - January 14, 2012, 11:03 am
Yeah, but he loves ***, and is soooo getting laid.
ICEMAN - January 14, 2012, 3:54 am
Don't do it! Don't do it!!!


HE KNOWS... -


TAGS: santa barbarian christmas nightmare iceman
Rating: 4.43/5

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CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 12:05 am
If you've been bad, he'll bring you coal instead of an Xbox. If you've been really bad, he'll bring you a Leapfrog game system
LiquidAngel - December 23, 2011, 8:39 pm
awesome. 5L


NOOOOO!!! - What did they do to the taco bell dog!?


TAGS: dog crazy insane
Rating: 3.8/5

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MissPriss - December 11, 2012, 10:40 am
OMG! He's a little early for the zombie apocalypse but...RUN! Poor Taco died a few years ago but I guess RIP would be a moot point heehee.


LUNACY - You know what you've got and you know what you have which means you've got everything you've got and you have everything you have which might indicate that your raving mad... right, where's my hat?




SAND PEOPLE -


TAGS: sand people
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

wampyre - January 17, 2011, 12:15 pm
In hindsight, maybe it wasn't such a great idea to cosplay as a Tusken Raider today...
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 12:14 pm
Sometimes racism is funny. this is one of those times.
Cubbybear - January 16, 2011, 11:30 am
I would have went with Droids.
azpete42 - January 16, 2011, 10:50 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sand_People
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 2:30 am
Sand people?


MENTALITY - I never question my sanity. It always replies rudely.




MOOSE -


TAGS: knuckle sandwich
Rating: 4.53/5

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ICEMAN - January 20, 2012, 8:56 pm
Tee hee, Cranky made me laugh. 5 poodles


THE EDGE -


TAGS: theone insanity
Rating: 4.62/5

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Bolverk37782 - July 17, 2011, 2:44 am
THIS IS, a fell walker using a sat nav instead of a map and compass. Happens all to often where I live. Then we have to call out the Mountain Rescue Teams (a really fantastic body of people) to retrieve the mangled/deceased.
TheOne - June 18, 2011, 12:17 pm
Well when your friends distract you from your duties to the internet it gets a little intense with relationships.
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 6:46 am

...5ome of us come back....lol


ALWAYS ONLINE -




MISANTHROPY - Couldn't be any clearer.




DIRTY SANTA - Naughty or nice? Well,to tell you the truth,in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?


TAGS: dirty harry santa claus sleigh christmas xmas doris
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

RON - December 3, 2008, 3:08 am
thank you Sir...quite a sample of your talent I must say...
RON - December 3, 2008, 2:48 am
com on Mr. MWLF...post your Xmas pics on forum...want to see all together...you have the time...you,re up late tonight with a warm cup of chocolate with peace and quite to do....lol
Cubbybear - December 2, 2008, 10:41 am
Made my day


I SAID... - no peeking!


TAGS: santa xmas judo
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by motinet

KoU - December 27, 2011, 2:36 pm
The same question, why a Blue Santa? Lolwhut? O.o
ICEMAN - December 26, 2011, 10:12 pm
Nice pixels.
motinet - December 26, 2011, 7:09 pm

Judo tradition, so the refs can tell the competitors apart easily.
maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 11:38 am
Why A Blue Santa ?


I PUT OUT - For Santa ,,,


TAGS: i put out for santa
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Budog

Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 5:43 pm

drop this into the moti-twist site as well budog


GOD HATES JERSEY SHORE -


TAGS: jersey shore god hurricane sandy
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by charliedb13

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:44 am
Natural Disasters: God's way of "Cleaning house".
Bolverk3778 - October 31, 2012, 8:41 pm
Must Agree. 'Jersey Shore' Gets my vote for the worst Tv Prog of all time. But on the up side the unemployment rate in NJ is about to plummet fallowing the wake of Sandy.


SANTA CLAUS - "It's too bad you saw me, Timmy. Now I have to kill you."




SANDWICH 02 -




PRESENTS - One round at a time...


TAGS: santa iraq kurisumasu yeehaa
Rating: 4.7/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 6:57 pm
They shocked Santa's balls!


NISSAN R35 - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: nissan g** ricer
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Ryan B.

Salieri - November 12, 2009, 8:10 pm
It's not even a Nissan, even more unlucky.
Simon - September 17, 2009, 8:05 am
Its actually an R34... Unlucky


INSANITY -




THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH MAKER - Makes your sandwich in less than 3.3 minutes


TAGS: ultimate sandwich maker girl woman
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by JSburley

Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 12:04 am
*is a woman* WELL now I'm hungry.
dizzie107c - June 20, 2011, 7:01 am
so when will the 2.0 version come out? mines still gives me lip while making sandwich's. and there is no voice box turn off option
JSburley - June 18, 2011, 6:45 pm
I'm sure they will love it :)
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 5:57 pm

i can't wait for the female members backlash to this.


WHO'S GONNA RIDE... - ...that red two wheeler,Who's gonna make that yuletide race Who wants to wear red and white trimmed leathers All the way to fire place




INSANITY -


TAGS: pzy insanity grip reality fall
Rating: 4.35/5

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Reality Lord - October 16, 2011, 8:00 pm

distance in miles or kilometers? made the trip a few times now....meh...the fall can be a blast. 5L


BE NAUGHTY - Save Santa Clause a trip


TAGS: save santa trip be naughty
Rating: 3.91/5

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justme - December 4, 2011, 11:29 am
whohoe he has to come 2 times here XD tomorrow sinterklaas and 25 december santa claus, 2 times pressents XD


ALCATRAZ -




INSANITY -


TAGS: manson insane masturbation parents caught
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 1:04 am
Accept, don't explain.
Hawamleh - August 14, 2010, 12:46 am
Thanks A Lot Guys...I was jsut sitting there and i thought...what if i was charles manson and my parents caught me masturbating.. wow why would i even think that.. my mind is now full of fuk... O_O
TheTrashHeap - August 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
Hmmm Bastard Bastard, Bastard Bastard!.... b****.... awwwwwwww. Bastard Bastard, Bastard Bastard!
TheTrashHeap - August 13, 2010, 9:35 pm
I can't find the words to express how godd*** funny this poster is. Hat's off to Hawamleh you twisted little bastard.
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 9:08 pm
Wow, this is good... I shouldn't like this as much as I do. The picture rounds it out perfectly.


Unexplainable -


TAGS: santa darth maul jedi deer
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by neko

CRaSH... - July 15, 2009, 3:19 pm
or... Darth Maul is just really into Christmas. Or Sith-mas, as it were.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 11:31 am
Before their attempt to take over the galaxy, the Sith were content to start smaller, and take over the north pole.
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 8:44 am
Yes it can. But not by me.


SANCTIONS - "Ok, Irr pray arong"


TAGS: kim jong il north korea sanctions
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by mattb

mattb - July 3, 2009, 8:35 pm
HOW DARE YOU INSULT DEAR READER, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW f***ING BUSY I AM, I HAVE HANS BRIX BREATHING DOWN MY NECK, NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA, RONG RIVE DEAR READER
Jmac0585 - June 29, 2009, 10:47 am
Sanctions against 2nd- or 3rd- world countries... What do you take away from a country that has nothing?


AFTERMATH - Freedom is not free


TAGS: aftermath sanitation
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by flynch42

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 10:41 am
Defending freedom is one thing. Being sent half way around the world to be cynically used as a sales tool for our weapons industry is quite different.
Greeny - June 16, 2011, 6:24 am
very nice
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 1:51 am
beautiful text .. it's hard to read though.


SANTA CLAUS -


TAGS: santa claus is really metal this year superman got nothin on this
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 3:43 pm
It's on the same page. Just click "new cracked article."
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:38 pm
have a link to the other article cant find anything
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
lmao old superman? gawd
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:36 pm
Oh, wait, I'm wrong...just read another article. lol This is a character reboot. It's supposed to be an aged superman, but everyone is joking about how much it looks like Santa Claus. Still works for the poster though, I think.
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:21 pm
I think it's just a joke thing, Heavy Metal Santa. It's satire about comics that try TOO hard to be dark and gritty. http://xrayvision.today.com/2009/10/12/why-we-dont-need-dark-and-gritty-reboots/
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 2:13 pm
is this real? source?


INSANITY - It's hereditary. We get it from the kids.




SANTA'S OFFICE PARTY - The elves found the magic dust!




WE SIGNED WHO?!?! -


TAGS: tebow jets sanchez
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by kev11467

spcbruce89 - March 25, 2012, 4:53 pm
some tebow dude denver didnt want him


MARRIAGE AND INSANITY -


TAGS: marriage insantiy commitment humor
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 15, 2013, 12:20 pm

And, as far as marriage goes, it helps if you're both nuts...
rerun - June 14, 2013, 7:04 pm

d***, so true.


HELEN OF TROY -


TAGS: the cow that launched a thousand ships
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

CANADA - November 8, 2009, 4:40 pm
the frenchies are very far north!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2009, 2:48 pm
they're probably Frenchmen from up north....Their opinion doesn't matter.
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 2:43 pm
Apparently Moo+, your fellow Manitobans fail to have your splendid sense of humor
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:32 pm
*en=eh
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:31 pm
I was just providing a forum for those nice blue ballet slippers...plus cows are easy to find on the interwebs, en!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2009, 12:16 pm
Et Tu? Bone Et Tu?.....How come everyone's picking on me?, I've never said a negative word to any of you guys.....Waaaaaa Waaaaaa.5


WHATS THAT VEGETA? - Under Nine Thousand?!




End of watch -




Monsanto corn -


TAGS: monsanto corn
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - October 1, 2013, 11:09 pm
Thanks commenter! There's no name here so don't know who I'm thanking :)
- October 1, 2013, 2:28 pm
Dam Little...had to reread that twice. Didn't get it when I thought it read Monastat. 5L for making my brain have to work.


HOLD MY HAND -


TAGS: metallica enter sandman
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - March 23, 2012, 10:48 am
@coombs - I agree, but didn't like the way it looked, so i put the missing line in the tag.. a picture of earth going from day to night didn't seem to fit with a hand..
Coombsy007 - March 23, 2012, 2:18 am
Brother you gotta quote the full verse. 5L's anyway
Greeny - March 15, 2012, 7:34 pm
I'm lost!? Boats throw me off


INSANITY - "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"




SINK HOLES - They're damn sneaky.




BEER - The leading cause of half-elves since the Second Age.


TAGS: beer renaissance faire festival elf elves
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by The DethElf

Auda - November 12, 2008, 3:07 am
Went to Comicon, couldn't remember what happened, I had to rebuild the story from headlines, the witnesses and the arresting officer(s).
Raaaarht!! - July 9, 2008, 2:11 am
Hmm... Play Your Cards right, and "Fantasy" won't stop at the Fair...
Eric - April 24, 2008, 8:36 am
bah, links langharig tuig


I BELIEVE IN SANTA - And I believe SANTA's DRUNK! He's filled with the "CHRISTMAS" Spirits AlL RIGHT!




THE WISH LIST - Better not pout, better not cry.




BASKETBALL JONES -


TAGS: insanity calendar smurfy beatles regret
Rating: 4.92/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:19 pm
Really now, those poor innocent kids... born into wacko parents. Very nice Greeny.
Airman - March 20, 2012, 6:06 pm
oh yea, all right


SISYPHUS - Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein


TAGS: sisyphus insanity einstein
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

Sean - May 11, 2011, 12:10 pm
Hey man. Nice to see back. Take it easy. As for me I have to go run and hide. NotoriousGIL is poised to prove to all the internets that I am a sissypuss.
NotoriousGIL - May 11, 2011, 10:05 am
Not at all man! Not at all.
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 9:59 am
Oh don't mind me, just passing through Gil.
NotoriousGIL - May 11, 2011, 9:54 am
I probably would; I only get to drink one month out of every 4 because of my job...definitely not a sissypuss though. It's the thrill of competition for the next year or so...
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 9:51 am
Hello there, Sean.
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 9:51 am
WhoMever loses the drinking contest is a sissypuss.
NotoriousGIL - May 11, 2011, 9:44 am
True...putting emphasis on the spelling of the name to indicate that I do, in fact, know who he was doesn't make me a spelling Nazi either. I say we settle this like men...drinking contest? LOL
Sean - May 11, 2011, 9:39 am
You implied that Sisyphus was insane for carrying out his punishment. Pointing out the folly in that, on one occasion, does not make me a troll.
NotoriousGIL - May 11, 2011, 12:02 am
Only in response to trolls with irrelevant comments! :D
Sean - May 10, 2011, 11:55 pm
NaZi much?
NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 1:19 am
That's an interesting concept..had to look it up...but then again, do we really know that? This sh** could be a still frame of him moving the boulder up the hill, in which case there would be net force, correct? Cool though though.
NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 1:13 am
In fact, I did. I'm very aware of who SiSyphus is- I searched for an image of SiSyphus to go with the quote, not the other way around. But, since when does anything need to make sense to be funny?
Sean - April 20, 2011, 12:00 am
Did you know that that was a punishment for Sidyphus? So suggesting that he was insane makes no sense whatsoever?
Sean - April 19, 2011, 11:54 pm
No.
SkellatorOfLife - April 19, 2011, 11:25 pm
Did you know that no net force is being exerted by the man?
CaptainBaked - April 14, 2011, 7:21 am
You get 5 because of wikipedia... well played...


MERRY CHRISTMAS - everyone!


TAGS: x mas santa sad burn fire christ merry
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by leeebling

CANADA - December 3, 2009, 7:08 pm
because it was hollow it probably burn in like 10 minutes
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 6:00 pm
I saw like zero fire trucks and zero streams of water to put out the fire. 5 b/c it's hilarious.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:27 pm
Wow! The tour started out a bit slow, but what a finish! 5Ls
rerun - December 3, 2009, 11:51 am

Guess it is a good thing I am Jewish.
GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 11:49 am
Yep, Merry F@cking Christmas
rerun - December 3, 2009, 11:46 am

santa is dead?


CHRISTMAS IS DELAYED - Santa got tied up in traffic ... air traffic




RUBIC'S LUNCH - Insert cheap joke about a 'square meal' here.




REALITY -




WANTED -


TAGS: santa s been naughty crankyhead
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

Feasibly - December 26, 2010, 12:47 pm
5tellar work as u$ual, Cranky!
rerun - December 26, 2010, 9:12 am

good morning everybody, seems I left some bread out & it got stale. I got rid of it, was starting to stink the place up
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 26, 2010, 2:53 am
-Well,someone isn't having a great Christmas.
5150monkeylove - December 26, 2010, 2:40 am
with your vast amount of top quality posters, I guess your opinion is valid.


AMERICAN MILITARY STRATEGY -


TAGS: john wayne horse soldiers sands of iwo jima green berets yellow ribbon
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:41 am
John Wayne in the military for real? Not if he could help it. And he did.
ICEMAN - May 16, 2010, 12:14 am
Works for me Pilgrim. 5L


CHRISTMAS TIME -


TAGS: big fat guy santa claus pzy
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

GFNeves - December 22, 2010, 2:15 pm
LMAO
Reality Lord - December 21, 2010, 5:19 pm

lolz...so true.


MOTHERS -


TAGS: motherhood mommy dearest insanity who s kids are these
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

tellitlikeitis - July 1, 2011, 7:43 pm
Many thanks for that FanV.
FanVariety - July 1, 2011, 7:02 pm
nice lol a lot less demented than the picture makes it seem :) i like it
rerun - October 4, 2010, 10:13 pm

actually, we are talking about roasting one of our own...literally
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 10:00 pm
No offense guys, but men are all the same. Always talking about yourselves. I was actually never one for the full women's lib, but this site certainly pushes me more towards it (lol OR OLO).
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:53 pm

hickory smoked....
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 9:34 pm
...grilled medium rare with A1 steak sauce.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:29 pm
ICE loves me.....
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 9:17 pm
It's not random you big hairy beast. And you can stop sending me those pics of you in a speedo. (Aggy gets jealous)
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:16 pm

nope, I think it may be wishful thinking on your part
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:10 pm
Anyone else notice that whenever ICE takes a random sh** at someone It's me?......I think he's trying to virtually "pull my pigtails"....ghey ICE..very Ghey.
rerun - October 4, 2010, 8:44 pm

well, after the last batch of "women" proved to be men.....we no longer speculate.
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 8:40 pm
not a lot of Mommies, got a lot of Mutha's, but not many mommies
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 8:37 pm
Well I don't scare easily.
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 12:10 pm
Moooooooooooooooooooo keeps scaring them off.
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 11:59 am
I suppose there's not alot of mommies on this site, eh?


INSANITY -


TAGS: insanity kids motivational hereditary
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by ronsart

TheSarge - November 22, 2009, 1:14 pm
Wow...just...wow....
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:44 pm
Thanks DRE. I appreciate what you are saying. I wasn't calling you any names I was only lashing back at the person that embodies the meaning of moron.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:40 pm
Ice, calm down please, look at what you wrote, can you see how i took it as bashing? Dont start calling us names or its only going to start an argument you cant win. Calm down.....
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:38 pm
Bull****. All of your comments so far have been calling me & other relative newbs subservient. At what point did I say I was bashing anyone? Thanks for being so understanding , ***k!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
(what Dre said)
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:35 pm
We were all noobs, Ice... but we grew up... and with less bravado than you. Quit trying to tell everyone what they did wrong until you can get it all right. The reason you're getting jumped is because we all know better. Learn from it... relax... shut up.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:35 pm
Your lucky it isnt real life
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:33 pm
especially since you apparently haven't learned from your own submissions that it isn't as easy to make winners all the time. Moron.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:33 pm
Iceman... you're not a non-conformist, you're an internet-based pr1ck. Nobody is asking you to bow to the powers that be... but you are certainly going to fall out of favor when you try and bash established motifakers....
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:30 pm
Oh yeah DRE, this is lfe & death, isn't it?
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:29 pm
...timers. I'm just calling things as I see them. Remember, all of you were newbs at one time. While I have respect for those of you that are well practiced at the art of Motifake, I believe you "greybeards" can cut some slack.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:28 pm
This isnt the forum, this **** is real
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:26 pm
Once again, allow me to grovel. Perhaps it would be a good idea to post these rules before anyone logs into this site. Look, I'm not a neophyte to internet forums etc. so I know how newbs are treated. I'm not trying to raise the hackle of the long...
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:21 pm
Iceman, before you start talking crap at this site, get your feet a bit wetter. Have you ever walked into apub and talked sh1t right when you sat down? Respect is a basic quality... and you need to shut up unti you have made something of quality.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:19 pm
no problem, its what i do, care to add something Ag?
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:18 pm
Ahem....
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:18 pm
Once again, my initial comment was not a bash, simply my honest opinion. And thanks for being our "Judge Almighty".
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:13 pm
Its alright Iceman, i just dont like it when people bash others, for stuff they cant do better
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:11 pm
Well pardon the f*** out of me for not kissing the feet of royalty. Excuse the hell out of me for offending hierarchy here. Please allow me to grovel. It was not a badmouthing, simply a reflection on his past work. While still good, he has done better.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 10:54 pm
First off Iceman, id like to see you do better. Second, even if its not up to par, and i think its still pretty funny, Ron is a legend, you have no right to bad mouth him. That is all
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 10:52 pm
Not up to your standards, sorry to say.


WHITE KNIGHTS - This is how I think women see me on the internet.




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